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Sagt die erste - "Hast du die Regel im Kopf?"
Antwortet die zweite - "Wieso? Blute ich aus der Nase?"



US policy in the middle east
The Saudi Ambassador to the UN has just finished
giving a speech, and walks out into the lobby where he
meets President Bush.
They shake hands and as they walk the Saudi says, "You
know, I have just one question about what I have seen
in America."
President Bush says " Well your Excellency, anything I
can do to help you, I will do." The Saudi whispers "
My son watches this show ' Star Trek ' and in it there
are Russians, and Blacks, and Asians, but never any
Arabs. He is very upset. He doesn't understand why
there are never any Arabs in Star Trek." President
Bush laughs and leans toward the Saudi, and whispers
back, "It's because it takes place in the future. "

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